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Sarah

Thursday 21 June 2007

"speaking about travelling.." Try this little one out

You HAVE to read this OUT LOUD to get the full effect.

A book for Obsolete Children


Why Computers Sometimes Crash! by Dr. Seuss.
(Read this to yourself aloud - it's great!)


If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus
is
interrupted at a very last resort, and the access of the memory makes
your
floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
and
the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your data
is
corrupted cause the index doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless
and
your system's gonna crash!


If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says
the
network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want
to
tunnel to another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer
down
the hall......


And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of
gauss,
so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse; then you may as
well
reboot and go out with a bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's
gonna
hang.


When the copy on your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk,
and
the macro code instructions is causing unnecessary risk, then you'll
have
to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM, and then quickly
turn
off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!


Well, that certainly clears things up for me. How about
you?


Thank you, Bill Gates, for bringing all this into our
lives

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